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An Open Letter to Rahul Gandhi

Dear Rahul Jee,

Courtesy Outlook

I wish to use this opportunity to wish you a very happy birthday, albeit belated. I hope God gives you the stamina to tide over what they wittily call the midlife crisis. I am sure you are yet to face the crises in your life, given that you are still in the learning process.

I must confess I was once smitten by your charisma. The aura you exuded was a cherry on the chocolate cake that your persona exemplifies. Your experimentation with various styles of facial hair, with or without the glasses that adorn your face, out maneuver several other politicians in the fray. It makes me wonder how you maintain your charm despite all the padyatras and dharnas in the dusty hinterlands of Uttar Pradesh. (I would eagerly wait to hear about personality management from you, in near future).

Of late, this fan of yours has had to go through heartbreak of sorts, and I daresay I do not blame you for that. Variety spices up life they say, and I hold it true as the gospel. But you seem to be steadfast focused on battling Mayawati. India exists outside the deprived villages of Bundelkhand, you know. Farmers are handed a rough treatment in other states of India too, they die of hunger and commit suicide ridden by debt in an overwhelming part of the “other India”. Yes, I learnt that term from you. Thank you, I too firmly believe there are two India’s. There is one India that draws your attention and the other which does not.

You know Sir, I belong from West Bengal. I am sure you have heard of this state. You had visited Jalpaiguri and Malda in April, remember? I am not sure you have heard of Singur. Have you? Yeah, I guessed so. The news of farmers’ land being usurped by state government for private use by corporates surely did not reach your ears, because the state government was your ally at Center back then. I do not blame you. You are surrounded by sycophants, it is but natural that news is filtered before it reaches you. I am sure you were busy visiting Dalit homes in Uttar Pradesh, when Shivraj Patil blamed villagers for the police firing in Nandigram, on the floor of the Lok Sabha. I know your hands were tied by coalition dharma.

I was amazed that none of the Youth Congress brigade thought it wise to even block a road after Tapasi Malik’s rape and murder in Singur. Didn’t they go on a rampage during election of state youth congress president a few months back? Tch Tch. My bad, how is a busy leader supposed to keep note of all that is happening across the nation? That is why I refuse to mention Jaitapur and Vidarbha like the hindu sanghi trolls do.

I have also heard that you are in favour of creating a separate Bundelkhand carved out of Uttar Pradesh. I am all for it. Smaller states mean better administration and decentralization of power. But sir, then would we not have to create so many other states – Jangalmahal, Kamtapur, Bodoland, Greater Coochbehar, Gorkhaland, and not forget Telengana? Sorry to have brought up the T word, but I was wondering, do we support creation of Telengana? Yeah, I know it is a very sensitive subject and better left to the GoM to brainstorm. No issues.

I was glad to hear you say Mayawati’s government is run by dalals. Finally someone had the conviction to call a spade a spade. By the way, did you hear about Commonwealth Games scam or the Adarsh Building scam? No? Ok. We can save that chat for some other time. Sir, are you aware of the dalal mafia in Indian Railways? You surely travel by the trains, don’t you? I did catch a glimpse of you on a train in Bombay, a year back. You were there promoting a film by Shahraukh Khan. You were there protesting against communalist forces taking Mumbai hostage to parochial politics!

I am sure you are aware that there has been a change of regime in Bengal. Your mother had extended congratulatory messages to Mamata Banerjee. They are jolly good friends. Like sisters. I am sure you also know that Mamata has made legislation to return land to farmers in Singur, similar law to return land in Rajarhat is going to be placed soon. A new land policy is also on the anvil. I was really happy to know, your government in the Center will soon table a new land bill (since when have we been hearing this, Sir?). Better late than never.

Recently, Bengal was caught unawares in a devastating natural calamity. Earthquake in three districts of Bengal could not bring you here. Neither have we heard your concern for crib deaths in Kolkata hospitals. I was wondering why. Of course you must be busy fighting elephants to safeguard the rights of beggars, aren’t you Sir?

I realize that I have taken up a lot of time from your precious schedule. I will conclude it here and now. And why just Bengal? There are several states in “the other India” who would like to tell you similar stories.

Yours truly,

An Indian from the “Other” India.

An open letter to the Prime Minister of India

[I had a blog Aagan Says previously. But in a moment of emotional foolery i deleted the blog without taking backup, and posts between May-August were lost. I am going to REPOST those again. Today i post an article i had written in July two days ahead of the scheduled “cabinet reshuffle”].

Respected Sir/Madam

I add both sir/madam in my salutation since I am confused whom to address – the octogenarian at 7 Racecourse Road or the inhabitant of 10 Janpath Road. However, I find it convenient to refer to both, since any matter of importance that is being raised before one, will inevitably be placed before the other.

Sir, I had been to a rally where you had addressed the public. Yes sir, you had spoken. It must be a tedious task for you since you prefer the anonymity of the PMO, yes sir, we know, Mr P Chidambaram had told us that it is your personality trait. But sir, I must tell you, you make a very good speaker and whenever you address the media, do it with a conviction that restores the wavering trust in the institution you represent. And I fathom reaching out to the people will embolden their confidence in the office you hold.

Ah, we can save that for the later, for now I have some important matters to press upon, sir, with your due permission. The major problem facing India currently is the governance deficit that is not just palpable but hitting us hard on the face. On several issues, the authority that you command seems to be losing steam sir. Do you not deem it fit to not just be in command but also assert your presence at the helm? (Well I am sorry if I in any way offend Madam, because we all know she calls the shots and this plea of assertion might not go down well with her, but isn’t that how our democracy should function?)

Secondly sir, the cabinet that you head is increasingly becoming a safe haven for thugs. We all agree you are a noble man and no one doubts your integrity sir, but don’t you think your credibility is being dented every other day when some minister is embroiled in some controversy? It is also no secret that for several months, many key ministries have been lying orphan waiting for a full time minister-in-charge. The cabinet “reshuffle” that is the talk of the town now, has been long pending since time immemorial. But you (or for that matter Madam) had not been able to make any choicest changes to the pack of jokers (strictly in terms of cards sir) yet!

I know you are not inept, but the void created by your inaction on several fronts have been misused by many, Sir. Take Digvijay Singh for example. Your silence can only be balanced by the volumes of absurdity he speaks on air every waking moment (or maybe he even sleep-talks). Some newspapers even claim he has prime ministerial ambitions! You must beware of such men sir! Especially so because they are close to the heir apparent (no offense madam, but being the Prime Minister, he must be responsible for the credibility of the government, No?)

The south Delhi civil societies are no better, sir. They have simply hijacked the space vacated by you and have become self confessed messiahs of the country. And guess what, the media (not the paid one) has sold itself out to them, and are planning to take over governance in India (through the proposition of Lokpal of course). I still wonder why your ministers even bothered to pay them any heed. But I welcome your stand on the inclusion of the PM in the ambit of Lokpal. But don’t you feel sir, it would dilute the institution (although, under you, or rather Madam, I daresay, there isn’t much left of the institution).

Courtesy Toonpool

It seems the contents of the letter could be bugging you (oh I mean not the bugs that were lately found in the Finance Ministry, sir). And I have almost reached the end, sir.

I wish to bring to your notice, sir, that India is a rich country with really poor citizens. And you are their leader – the face of the nation. It is your choice whether you want to poorly represent the rich or enrich the poverty stricken nation.

Thank you,


(Just another citizen of this nation)

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